President Biden Solves the Abortion Issue

Mandates are the answer.

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Washington D.C.

Today President Biden happily announced the end of the abortion battle in the United States by issuing a mandate.

The mandates states that all who do not wish to have a child shall refrain from sexual intercourse.

This mandate was met by cheers from both sides of the issue…

It mandates pro choice birthing people the right to have a choice over control of their own bodies, and on the same note it allows most pregnancies to go to full term since the choice has already been made.

The President hinted that he was going to tackle murder next by mandating people to not die.