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President Trump Announces Corporate Sponsorship to Pay Down National Debt
Washington DC
President Trump announced today his new plan to pay down the nation debt by accepting “presidential endorsement deals”.
“This beautiful plan will pay down our nation debt in 6–10 years without costing the tax payer any more money” The President Tweeted Early Monday morning. “We have struck the best corporate sponsorship deal ever with Frito Lay Inc. and going forward we look to add more forward thinking companies to our list of partners.”
When asked for details of the Frito lay deal the President Tweeted “Going forward I shall be know in all unofficial capacities as the “Cheeto in Chief”, and there will be a Frito Lay logo stenciled onto Air Force One.”
The White House would not confirm the details of the deal and simply issued a short press release stating “It ain’t easy being Cheesy”.
Democrats were quick to condemn the move with Democratic Presidential front runner Bernie Sanders saying, “Obviously this President cares nothing about the American people, and once again I am asking for your financial support.”
